From: Leej**** @***tradecompany.hk
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010
Subject: RE: PLEASE!!! Cancellation of business!! / Solution: cousin Lin Xing
Dear Mr. Lucas Varela:
Hello to you.
Your last email, you say it is your wish to cancel order, cancel ship and also cancel business with me and you say you want return of your money. Here it is my answer:
1. On regards of cancel business: not possible.
2. On regards of money return: LOL, LOL, HAHAHA!! Not possible!! But very funny!
We have contract, remember? You sign contract, put name, ID number, signature. This is mean you have BIG COMPROMISE with us, you have OBLIGATION UNTIL DEAD, like when you marry. This is also mean you have friendship pact, you have honor pact (please see attached picture of friendship example with cats, very sweet! Imagine it is me, Liu and you in middle).
So this is mean we are business brothers forever and ever, and we are family and WE ♥ YOU. (Heart figure it is mean “love”).
But I am good person. I always worry about client so I think yesterday «poor Mr. Varela, he, very stress, very sad because great delay with ship, so he want business cancel. How can we give hapiness to Mr. Varela?» and then I say «How can we relieve stress, relax his body and make all good again to him?»
And Liu say «We can send to cousin Lin Xing, for happy end massage. She in Barcelona now, remember?...»
Very good idea!
Indeed, Lin Xing is cousin of Liu, very good example of China beautyness. She study massage and then she do Master in happy end massage. Then she put big massage enterprise in Barcelona, so I attache invitation for you, free pass, good for one happy end massage to your name (click to see and then print).
I hope after this you are relax and do not cancel business and friendship with us.
On regards of the shipment you await: great, great delay, because captain of ship is sick, allergic to fish (this is not very good for captains LOL!) so ship is stop in sea and captain in bed, relaxing.
Please enjoy massage.
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